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  Describe your last meeting!

  by GetBusyLiving in

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  my last meeting was memorable.

  it was a saturday morning bookstudy.

  i showed up a little late per usual with my coffee.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  My last meeting was also memorable, as it was with two elders to let them know that I was 'calling it quits', 'resigning', 'severing my precious relationship with jah' and getting the hell away from the jws. This is also known as disassociating.

  Apart from that I could not even begin to recall what the last 'regular' meeting was that I attended. (Suppressed memory perhaps?) Or, rather I should say, partly attended, as it got to the point near the end where I would go to the meeting at the start of the first song and then leave the hall to go walking and then return for the conclusion. I soon realised that I was even wasting my time by doing that. So it was time to pull the pin.

  cheeses. who misses none of that crap.
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  EX JW who are now Born Again Christians?

  by imnottheonlyone! in

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  i am pretty sure this is what i am.

  i would love to chat with anyone else who might want to sort some stuff out with me.. many thanks!.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I recall a poster who at one time had an image for his avatar which stated - "Born once was enough."

  That about sums it up.

  cheeses. of the never to be born again class.
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  Describle a JW in the fewest words possible

  by JH in

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  clean cut indoctrinated gullible follower

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Seems as though everyone has overlooked Braindead Fickwuts.

  cheeses. choosing to exercise discretion rather than label them as braindead fuckwits.
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  How long since you been out in service?

  by freedom96 in

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  it must be about 13 years since i went out in service.

  about 15 years since i went out a couple times a month, and about 18 years since i went at least once a week.. i just can't imagine going from door to door anymore.

  but to think that we all did it for quite awhile.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  If the reference is to the jw preaching activity (aka door-to-door-witnessing TM) then the answer is November 1988 (sixteen and a bit years). I remember it as it had been ages before that since I had been 'out' in the 'work' and this occasion definitely convinced me that I would never trudge the streets again peddling a worthless message.

  As far as community service is concerned then I have several worthwhile activities that truly do benefit others in my locality and which I try to be involved with as often as possible.

  cheeses. who continues to expound the belief that the jw witnessing activity is the greatest waste of time ever devised by religious morons.
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  An Appalling Lack Of Manners & Social Graces

  by Why Georgia in

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  is it just me or are a lot of jehovahs witnesses just completely mannerless and lacking in social graces?.

  examples....... they don't seem to say thank you for gifts or kindnesses.. i went to quite a few gatherings and burps and farts would happen without so much as a pardon me or excuse me.

  i was even told once it's natural and there is no reason to say excuse me.. they will just stop in at your house if they are in the neighborhood and stay for however long without even calling or getting your hints that you happened to be on your way out.. i have met some very nice and polite witnesses but they are few and far between.. is my experience limited - has anyone else noticed rudeness, and a lack of manners and social graces?.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Because the vast majority of jws believe that their shit doesn't stink, it can only be expected that a lack of social graces and any form of manners would go hand-hand- with such self-righteous thinking.

  cheeses. please excuse my apalling behaviour.
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  Do Jehovah's Witnesses Depend on Mental Illness?

  by metatron in

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  if you still go to meetings, take a good look around the kingdom hall next time you attend and think about what you are.

  likely seeing.. many witnesses will sit in a half-awake mode - despite confronting a risk to life or limb in attending, because of bad weather or the sort.

  of neighborhood the hall is located in.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  metatron,

  As usual you have provided a thought-provoking, meaningful and insightful topic. To give credit where credit is due, your posts are always a highlight on this forum and I am sure I can speak for many others when I state that you are a much appreciated poster.

  cheeses. of-the-not-one-to-give-praise-unwarranted-class.
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  JW Brochure "Keep On The Watch!"

  by AlanF in

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  i just got hold of a copy of the jws' recent 32-page brochure keep on the watch!

  i'm surprised at some aspects of it, and not at others.. i'm not surprised that it contains much of the same old clap-trap about "the urgency of the times" and "we're so close to the end now!

  " -- the same nonsense they've been spouting for well over a hundred years.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  SNG,

  After having looked very briefly at the brochure, I believe the paragraph numbering towards the end of the publication (broken in to two articles) is for the purpose of training potential converts into the methods of the watchtower study articles. It could also be used at some 'special' meeting or study with current bible studies.

  cheeses. Always deep and meaningful.
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  To the Nations of Israel and Palestine

  by Brownboy in

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  brownboy,

  Okay, you got me in a moment of weakness. Where do I sign up?

  cheeses. Always seeking the way of truth.
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  If You Could Rename Jehovah's Witnesses What Would You Call 'em?

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  i chose "the society of smoke and mirrors" or "the fuzzy logicians".

  but the best one is "the blindfaithians".

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  gdt,

  From one fellow Aussie to another, and I am sure you will be able to relate to this term - how about?

  Braindead fuckwits.

  Seems an appropriate alternate name for the beloved brothers.

  cheeses - of-the-caring-and-and-sharing-class.
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  Do you know of any "baptized" JW's that committed suicide or attempted?

  by booker-t in

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  i remember one of my childhood friends was found dead and the police said he committed suicide.

  i just could not believe it because my friend was a "devout" jw almost franatical about it.

  now years later since i have seen both sides of the coin i am beginning to wonder if my friend did indeed kill himself.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  I personally knew six dubs who suicided, and possibly at least double that amount from reports by others.

  To a former jdub I once posed a similar question to this topic. His reply was, "Yes, I knew a few, but never enough". No wonder apostates are of such poor renown amongst the dear brothers.

  cheeses - of-the-caring-and-endearing-class.